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Modern Britain in a nutshell

Modern Britain in a nutshell

I’ve been having a funny old week at work. For once I’ve got up to date on my deliverables and am waiting on assorted worthies to review and respond to the results. Meanwhile the technical team next door are working all hours God sent to keep up, while my in tray is almost empty. Well, it makes for a quiet, if rather boring life.

So I find myself taking a look around the world of contracting to fill in the time. And it seems there are some odd things going on out there in Reality.

My old mucker St Vince of Cable is at it again. So busy earning money he failed to notice he was over the VAT threshold. Luckily his accountants did notice – months late, but hey – and he sorted it out, paid the tax and the (very) small fine, job done. Silly mistake by someone with his vast experience of real business (two whole years as an Economics Advisor, wasn’t it?) and no real harm done. But on that subject, could I ignore a hard and fast taxation rule, forget to declare some taxable income for a few months, then discover my mistake and pay it back with a tiny penalty and a smack on the wrist? Don’t think so, somehow.

HMRC are apparently cheering about improving their take from IR35. Say what? It seems they are getting more money back from the pitifully few cases they manage to pursue to completion. What is more, this has been seized on by some who should know better as an example of the deterrent effect of IR35. Their argument is that people are paying taxes via umbrella companies rather than risk an IR35 investigation. So that’s OK then. After all, what could possibly be wrong about scaring people into paying taxes they don’t actually owe by threatening them with a piece of legislation so badly drafted it needs a three year investigation and court case to determine if it actually applies to this single set of circumstances?

AWR is continuing to cause hilarity among those who understand it. Not only are some agencies sending out letters asking contractors to declare themselves outside its scope – something you can’t actually do in any meaningful sense, of course – but they are persuading assorted Human Remains teams that using agencies protects them from the AWR. Say what (again)? Take someone on directly with no intermediate agency and the AWR is dead and buried. Using an agency increases the risk, not reduces it. Doublethink at its best, and a good illustration of why contractors don’t want anything to do with HR if they can possibly avoid them. Or agencies, come to that.

And finally, credit rating agencies. Not the big ones who are randomly downgrading assorted banks and even whole countries, although they’re bad enough, but the ones being used to credit check job applicants in line with FSA regulations and failing them, often on some pretty flimsy histories. Which means no job offer. Fair enough?

Well no, really. For one thing the FSA rule being quoted applies to people in a limited number of roles within financial services; directors and those who advise customers on fiscal matters, for example. It’s not actually meant to apply to the third DBA from the left in the support team. But hey, it’s an income stream for someone, so who cares that it’s both utterly irrelevant and genuinely damaging; I know someone who regularly has to turn down good people because of this nonsense.

Modern Britain in a nutshell. Never mind the outcomes, follow the rules no matter how idiotic and irrelevant those rules are. Truly we are a nation of jobsworths; after all, there’s no money in being a shopkeeper any more.

About the author: Alan Watts

Alan has worked in IT for most of the last 35 years, and first went freelance in 1996. He has been a PCG member from its start and has been spreading the message that freelancing is a professional career choice for many years. Alan also runs Malvolio’s Blog, a personal but highly informative take on the life of the modern freelance.

Alan Watts, Principal Consultant, LPW Computer Services

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